Not ONLY did you go to school today, but you ALSO pooped in the potty. When your mom and I came home tonight you had just finished taking care of business.
"You guys are just in time," said Shauna. "In fact, you can see for yourself."
Sure enough (and I don't mean to embarrass you) there was quite a load. I have a picture, but maybe we'll just keep under wraps for now.
"Oh my stars, Nola pie!" I shouted. "Did you just poop in the potty?"
"I have Kitty. And Dalmi."
Like it was no big deal.
When I was in college I fell down a flight of stairs at a party. Somehow I stayed on my feet and eventually landed next to a comely co-ed. Because my arm was already out to break my fall, I placed it on her shoulder when I came to a stop. "How ya doin? What's your name?"
But really, I think your achievement and cavalier je ne sais quoi was a much bigger deal.
Nice!
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